Knock Knock

Aku tanya, "Esok awak nak pergi mana?" 

"Nak pergi ke hati awak." Jawap dia.

Aku sikit lagi nak terajang dia. Orang serious dia main-main. "But why not play along." Otak aku cakap. Just so it doesn't get awkward. Kan?

Aku balas, "Tu awak dah sampai. Lain tempat?" 

Tanpa jawap soalan aku, dia balas, "Saya baru sampai depan pintu hati awak. Belum dapat masuk. Izinkan saya masuk, boleh?"

Bam! Terdiam. Dia tau. Dia tau. Dia tau. Kenapa? Macam mana? Oh God dia tau. 

"Saya tau awak masih sayang dia." 

Diam lagi. Babi! Nak cakap apa ni? Babi babi babi. 

"Izinkan saya masuk? Please?" 

Teringat Ninis membebel. "Move on Mira." 

Senyum. Kesat air mata. "Masuk laa. Duduk dulu. Nak minum apa?" Dia ketawa. Comel.

Jiwang memang. Jiwang tahap nak lempang dia pakai abah punya safety boot.

Tapi, dia bukan setakat tahu, dia FAHAM.

Thanks, for knocking on my door. Please come in. And if you don't mind, I'd like you to stay. Forever.

The Solved Mystery.

This is a story about when I was a freshie at this particular college. It was the last day of the 'minggu orentasi' and of course, the senior wanted to prank us. What else can it be right? *Sigh* So what they did was they wait in front of the college building, already prepared to attack us with water balloons and pails, both filled with the nasty air longkang.

As soon as we walked out of the building, they douche us with those stinky drain water and threw water balloons at us. *curse you seniors*. Luckily, I was at the middle of the freshie group so I manage to avoid being splashed with those disgusting water from the pails. Then I ran and hide behind a car. I don't know whose car it is and I don't even care. All I care about is I need to take cover. Nothing else matters. Kahkah. Dah macam perang pulak aihh. 

Before I was able to hunker down, I felt something hit me quite hard. It was night time and it was dark. I didn't see it coming. I don't really mind being hit by that thing it didn't hurt that much but what pissed me off is when that 'thing' fell to the ground, it fucking exploded! It was the fucking water balloon and the stupid stinky muddy drain water splash all over and it wets my shoes. Nasib baik sikit je.  Smells like shit la siakk. Thank God it didn't explode on me coz if it did, I swear I'm gonna hunt down and kill whoever throws it. Dah la pakai baju putih. 

Then, as I stood there, or should I say, hunkered there, watching everyone that got hit by the water balloons, gets wet, and not to mention, smells like shit, because the balloon explodes as soon as it hit their body, and I wonder, why didn't the one that hit me explodes on me like it did on everybody else but fell to the ground instead? Lucky me, huh?

Maybe I'm thinking too much but I can't help but to keep on wondering why didn't it explodes on me? I know, it's stupid. Most people will just let it go and forget about it as it's not even important but then there's me, keep on wondering and thinking over stupid little things because I'm 110% confident that based on the strength of the impact when the balloon hit my body that day, it definitely, positively, surely, should have exploded. Being lucky can't be the only explanation. *Ayat bajet saitifik sangat* *angkat2 kening*

Then one day, when I was in the lecture room (I won't call it lecture hall. It's so small it didn't deserve to be called a lecture hall) trying my best to understand what the heck the lecturer is talking about, it suddenly hit my mind. *Really brain? Really? This is the best time you can think of to remember what happened? Really?!* So I think I know now why the balloon exploded on the ground instead of on me. You see, when the balloon hit me, it fell perfectly, exactly, precisely, nicely, smoothly, on my boobs. Yes you read that right. On my boobs~ And these cute little twins are bouncy enough to absorb the impact of the hit and bounces back the balloon, making it fell to the ground and proceed to explode. Mystery solved!

Here comes the retard moment. I suddenly just laughed out loud like a retarded seal, forgetting the fact that I was in a room filled with people, and everybody in the room, I repeat, EVERYBODY, including the lecturer, looks at me with the "What the hell on earth is wrong with you? What's so funny you fucktard?" look, and I don't even know how to explain. And you know what's worse? I can't stop laughing my ass off!

So I guess it's the boobs that saved me from being the victim of oh-god-eww-that-smells-like-shit-eww-no-i-changed-my-mind-shit-smells-better-eww-I'm-gonna-puke-eww-eww-eww water balloon. Boobies are life savior! Yay for boobies!!

So yeah. Love your boobies. Don't ignore them. They need love too. 

Day 1 - Lagu Yang Anda Dengar Hari Ini

If I Die Young – The Band Perry

Sure ramai yang tau lagu ni kan?

Aku dapat tau lagu ni dari mama. Maklum la, kat rumah sewa memang jarang la nak dapat online or dengar radio. TV pn tak dapat nak tengok.. T__T

Mama first dengar lagu ni waktu dia baru baru lagi lepas operation. Mama suka sangat dengan lagu ni. Aku tak tau la kenapa. Maybe sebab macam ada kait mengait dengan mama kot.

Tiap kali dengar lagu ni, mesti teringat kat mama. Sedih tahu? It’s like mama thinks that she’s gonna die young. 40++ is quite young kan?

Ma, be strong. We still need you here.

Yup, mati tu pasti. Tapi aku belum sedia nak kehilangan mama. Sampai bila bila pun aku takkan sedia.

Tapi mama sihat sekarang kan? Alhamdullillah. Jangan sakit sakit lagi ok ma?

I love you.

p/s ; Lyric cari sendiri. Hehe~

30 Days Challenge

Aku jumpa mende alah ni kat mane tah. Oleh sebab aku bosan, aku nak buat benda ni. Siapa-siapa yang berminat, meh la join. Eheh~

Day 1 - Lagu Yang Anda Dengar Hari Ini

Day 2 - Movie Yang Paling Best Pernah Anda Tonton

Day 3 - Benda Yang Selalu Anda Buat Sebelum Tido

Day 4 - Benda Yang Anda Buat Bila Sorang Sorang

Day 5 - Relationship Status Anda?

Day 6 - Tiga Perangai Buruk Anda

Day 7 - Tiga Perangai Baik Anda

Day 8 - Pergaduhan Paling Teruk Yang Pernah Anda Alami

Day 9 - Perasaan Anda Hari Ni

Day 10 - Hari Ke 10.. Apa Yang Berlaku?

Day 11 - Gadjet Yang Anda Ada

Day 12 - Apa Yang Ada Dalam Beg Mekap Anda

Day 13 - Apa Yang Ada Dalam Beg Duit Anda

Day 14 - Perkara Menarik Yang Anda Lakukan Hari Ini

Day 15 - Kalau Dapat Rm1juta, Apa Yang Anda Buat Dengan Duit Itu?

Day 16 - Guru Sekolah Anda Yang Paling Anda Suka

Day 17 - Gambarkan Bilik Idaman Anda

Day 18 - Benda Paling Mahal Yang Anda Pernah Beli Dengan Duit Sendiri

Day 19 - Jenis Manusia Yang Menarik Perhatian Anda

Day 20 - Hari Ke 20.. Apa Yang Terjadi?

Day 21 - Benda Yang Anda Wajib Bawak Bila Keluar Rumah

Day 22 - Tarikh Tarikh Penting Dalam Hidop Anda

Day 23 - Dream Wedding

Day 24 - Tempat Yang Paling Anda Gemari Untuk Makan

Day 25 - Makna Disebalik Link Blog Anda

Day 26 - 15 Fakta Tentang Anda

Day 27 - Makanan Dan Minuman Kegemaran Anda

Day 28 - Hobi Anda

Day 29 - Siapa Anda 10 Tahun Akan Datang?

Day 30 - Hari Ke 30.. Apa Yang Berlaku?